DISNEYLAND IS AN EVIL PLACE

WHY IS THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH AN EVIL PLACE? because i say so. but i can support that.

1. everything there is bloody expensive

yes that's right, everything there is damn expensive. but it's expected since disneyland is a tourist attraction. souvenirs are still alright. i mean, these things are authentic disney merchandises after all. but food prices there are jacked up like five to six times. even a plain hot dog bun (with the hot dog) costs 6 usd without taxes. it's daylight robbery i tell you. seaworld serves much better tasting stuff for just a little more. imagine 2.5 hot dog buns costing the same as a plate of flame seared salmon steak with fries. mad i tell you.

2. i dont feel happy at all over there

everyone says disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but i dont think so. i dont feel any happier over there. in fact, i enjoyed california adventure park much more than disneyland. more rides, more thrills. the only thing i liked about disneyland was the fantasmic show. it's this awesome light water show that's damn nice. everyone should watch it, pushing and shoving through the crowd while tripping over small kids is definitely worth it (but dont worry, i didnt trip over any). fireworks are overrated, unless you're somewhere near the front, dont bother trying to get a good seat at the back cos you'll be most probably be blocked by trees or tall people. i took a video of the fireworks, but because there was this damn tall guy in front of me, i had to raise my hand up high. damn tiring i tell you. anyway back to topic. no i dont feel any happier there. even the hat i bought didnt cheer me up much. the only joy i got out of the hat was to irritate handstand and butterfingers, and maybe the occasional jealous glance i get from little kids. but yeah, still not that happy. california adventure park > disneyland.

3. disneyland brings out the feminine side in little boys.

someone told me she saw a little boy blowing kisses at passerbys, and hypothesised that he learnt that from the characters that did it when they are in the parade or leaving photoshoots. little boys should be learning how to be manly like laughing at other little boys blowing kisses at passerbys, and not blowing kisses at passerbys. they will grow up to be girly men. not a good thing, causing little boys to become girly men.

4. there is a high chance of catching some weird communicable disease there

by that, i mean h1n1. the people density there is damn high, especially at the events like the fireworks and fantasmic and aladin. btw aladin was funny, but i fell asleep at the beginning. ok so anyway, most of the time you'll be spending time pushing and shoving against people when going for such events. imagine someone has a cold in the crowd, and happily sneezes. then that's it. tio h1n1 already.

5. the journey there is DAMN LONG

3 hours journey there, and 3 hours back on public transport. that's a lot of time wasted. luckily i brought my laptop along so i managed to complete a bit of my work. no car cos that means extra money spent.

so basically, i didnt like disneyland much. maybe that's because i've been to the one in tokyo. or maybe im too old for this. california adventure park is so much more fun for me. all the rides are damn shiok.

there's california screamin, which is this coaster ride with no stops, 3 downslopes, 3 high speed upslopes, many bends, one loop. damn nice. then there's mulholland madness, which is another coaster ride with one millions bends and a couple of downslopes. fun also cos the carts go through the bends at high speeds. the tower of terror is not bad also. basically it's the free fall thing, just that it's in darkness and everyone is sitted on chairs with legs touching the floor. so it's *not that* scary. the mickey mouse ferris wheel was not bad also. it's this ferris wheel with gondolas that can swing back and forth. damn cool.

i think i enjoyed this much more than disneyland. ok time to sleep.